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last chicken in sainsbury's 

refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.
hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's
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Sainsbury's manoeuvre 

When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.
Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"

Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"
Sainsbury's manoeuvre by Sam says September 29, 2018

Sainsbury's 

That's a big ol' Sainsbury's.
Sainsbury's by Logar3535 June 12, 2018

sainsbury's 

sainsbury's (also known as J Sainsbury)is a supermarket in the UK and it's pretty soi disant - that means it's stuck up. fat-tongued essex boy Jamie Oliver currently fronts up the ads for this dismal store. I bet he hates himself for that, although he can have all the pukka food he likes because he gets a shit load of wonga for saying things like 'try something different'. try waitrose instead.
I noticed a grammatical error at sainsbury's today - it should be '10 items or fewer', not 'less'.
sainsbury's by henapen September 8, 2008

sainsburys 

supermarket in the uk currently endorsed by fat tongued celeb chef jamie oliver.
jamie oliver says try something different. I say try waitrose instead of sainsburys
sainsburys by henapen September 17, 2006

Sainsburys Bag

A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.
Im not trying to meet Ava today she is some next level sainsburys bag.
Sainsburys Bag by Idk1738 September 25, 2023

Sainsburys 

a stupid supermarket that is bluddy expensive and that jamie oliver does the ads for
mum: *watching jamie oliver* oh,hes SO amazing
me:*mutters under breath* shes in LOVE.
mum: im not!!! i have chris.
me: *in thoughts* well i think hes a brstrd.and i hope mum isnt telepathic.
mum: what would you like 4 christmas?
me:* pretend idea* some cheese from sainsburys.
mum: *taking it literally* ok.
me:* in thoughts* id like to live with my boyfriend who has the BEST mum EVER!!!!!!
Sainsburys by lone wolf 1010 December 24, 2019