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Sahami Curse 

worst curse you can get
It starts off with your mom, she starts to just love everything brown, EVERYTHING. then next thing you know your shirt just smells like curry, you try everything to get rid of it but it over powers everything, even man power, it moves onto your pants, your hair, YOUR HAND! every summer you start getting browner and browner, thats sahami's way of getting you in. after you are fully under the influence of sahami curry, you will fall asleep and dream of sahami and his caterpillars on his face... when you wake up you will see him and he will have a bag of curry and he will throw it at you and you will die, this is a warning, beware of sahami . . .
dude, erika died from the Sahami Curse
how do you know
they found her body with a bag of curry on it
Sahami Curse by sahamicurse January 25, 2011
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Shamiah is not the most common name but usually she's the funniest and craziest person you know. She's a good person to be around and will always continue laughing. She has the hots for guys and a total flirt. Typically shy, but once you get to know her she'll never stop talking. Extreme body that most guys like! Don't get on her bad side because her inner self will come out, she hates girls who acts like hoes and will one day call them out. Beautiful and sweet had a sensitive spot when it comes to sad things. But her friendship is ever lasting typically with good friends!
Shamiah is a very unusual name but also very pretty
shamiah by Crazyforcocopuffs April 13, 2017
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Sahami Curse salami shami shamim Shamil shamika Shamila Shamik shamina saamir

Salami Monger 

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised
“Nah he’s a salami monger
Salami Monger by Guy what August 21, 2020
The Smart guy that is eye catching and if he does not talk to you, you are Stupid
That dude is such a Shamik
Shamik by ThisjellyRIGHThere March 29, 2020

Black Salami 

A black man with an extremely large penis, who can literally fuck himself.
"Look at the size of his cock"
"That's why they call him Black Salami"
Black Salami by johnhomone April 7, 2015
Coolest homie out there. Everyone wants to be him cuz of how unbelievably sexy he is.
That man, I swear to god he is a Shamikh

Wrinkled Salami 

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run