SAGability 

the potential for one's face/body to sag with age - no matter how trim and fit one might be

I know Monique is in great shape, but even though she doesn't have an ounce of fat, SAGability is inevitable thanks to gravity. Cosmetic surgery can't fix everything!

SAGability by big red slim January 8, 2009

shability 

'Sha' means 'silly' in Chinese. 'Bi' means 'pussy' in Chinese. 'A silly pussy' means 'a fool' or 'a person that makes everything worse'.

Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.

shability by jokhva January 16, 2008

Vagability

The ability possessed by ONLY women to get out of tickets and into nightclubs.

Scott and Jon couldn't get into the club because they lack vagability, but when Leya came she had the vagability to get them in.

Vagability by UcladudeJon July 27, 2014

Slamability 

The scale of which to rate someone's sexual potential

"She's fit - definitely scores high on the slamability scale."

"What a shambles - I'd give her 1 on the slamability scale."

"I met this girl
Oh yeah, what's her slamability?
10 out of 10 - 100% slamable"

Slamability by JERM-GF May 20, 2011

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

Dick-sability by Wolfany September 8, 2018

snogability 

Someone who is very tempting to snog or snog with.

The snogability factor is running high here

snogability by Magnolia107 February 16, 2004

Saobility 

Chinglish, means people who are thirsty for sexing with the opposite sex.

Fanfan is born with strong saobility.

Saobility by sbfanfan August 4, 2010