safety wee 

An act of urination, often undertaken whist on the lash, taken before moving on somewhere else. The basis of the activity being to avoid getting caught short en route to your next destination.

- "Drink up mate we're moving on."
- "OK, just a sec, there might be a queue at the next place. I reckon we should both take a quick safety wee."

safety wee by The Lazer May 23, 2008

safety wee 

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

safety wee by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017

Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.

I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.

Safety Weekend by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009

Safety Week 

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".

How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.

Safety Week by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011