Safeguard
(verb); to protect; to shield; to routinely check up; to care for; to defend; to guard
protect, shield, defend, guard
protect, shield, defend, guard
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Used to confirm your telling the truth and not having a friend on. Onboard Warships a fire would be prefixed with safeguard, safeguard, safeguard, to allow the ships company to know its not an exercise.
Sailor A - I had my way with jenny last night.
Sailor B - No way
Sailor A - SAFEGUARD!!
Sailor B - was she any good then?
Sailor B - No way
Sailor A - SAFEGUARD!!
Sailor B - was she any good then?
safeguard by CookietheRam June 22, 2007
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SafeGUARD-TC™© by GodCreator/Killer February 20, 2023
safetard
safe•tard -- safetard
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
SafeTGard twat
The one person who walks into the bathroom that is a total germophobe about toilet seats. So to subdue their fears, they use "SafeTGard" toilet seat covers, often leaving them there when they're done for the pending shitter to have to sweep off the toilet seat.
Husband walking out of the bathroom:
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
Wife: "Hey honey, did you have a nice shit?"
Husband: "Well, I would have if those damn SafeTGard twats would learn to clean up after themselves."
SafeTGard twat by IsraelHands09 October 1, 2010
safetard
Some bitchass safetards cried wolf about their enemy to a child safeguarding service which is now safetarding its way through their false accusations.
I hate safetards because every time they cry wolf they steal credibility from genuine victims.
Those safetards have wasted a lot of valuable time and deserve a kick in the fucking teeth.
I hate safetards because every time they cry wolf they steal credibility from genuine victims.
Those safetards have wasted a lot of valuable time and deserve a kick in the fucking teeth.
safetard by Dontcallmemaddog September 17, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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