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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin 

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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sadposting 

A form of post-ironic shitposting involving deppressing themes and a semi verbose style that would be legitimately depressing if it weren't for an element of absurd humor element added in
The emotional whiplash I got from watching Gondola sadposting videos launched me into the fourth demension and allowed to ascend past godhood

Saadosexual 

1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father

2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented, individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad

Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.
CJ: Brah, we need to find Saad a fuckin Saadosexual woman

Saad: What is a woman?

CJ: I don't know either

Saad: CJ stfu or I'll r*** your father

CJ: ...

Everyone else in the vicinity: ...
Saadosexual by BoganBumfucker April 30, 2022
Anybody who spends the small hours of the morning searching this website.
Oh Fuck!! I'm a saddo.
saddo by titwanker July 20, 2004

sadosatanist 

A satanic individual who enjoys hurting others.
john: kyle is such a sadosatanist, he always talks about hurting people

alex: i know right hes like a devil worshiper
sadosatanist by 0verfl0w November 9, 2018
someone thats doing something that isnt "cool"
your 21 and you watch scooby doo you saddo
saddo by Craig Anthony July 1, 2007
"Suck a Nigga Dick or Sumthin'"- Memphis terminology stemming from Three Six Mafia songs such as Slob on my Knob and many others. Made popularized by O.G.'s such as Richard, Bryan, Kunle, and Mandela.
S.A.N.D.O.S.
Gonzalo- "Hey u want to go play Bingo?"
O.G.- "Hell naw nigga! Sandos!"
sandos by Triple O.G. December 28, 2007