The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.
Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.
by My Homie Andre January 23, 2006
When you are so sad/depressed that you feel the need to sleep instead of dealing with your responsibilities
I have to write a huge paper, go to the bank, get groceries, and study for finals but I just want to take a sad nap.
by slutmouth666 May 19, 2015