saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
by grandmalseizure May 01, 2005
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP June 23, 2005
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
he got crabs, you see that
by jd February 22, 2005
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Saber Tooth Crotch Crickets

Nasty little bastards that live in the pubes.
Those Saber tooth crotch crickets are tearin my balls and ass up today.
by Throbbingroot November 21, 2008
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The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.
"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"
by Blitz77 May 21, 2010
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