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S.U.M.S. 

Stupid Ugly Mood Swings. The male equivalent of P.M.S.
I'm sick of your S.U.M.S., it's like you're P.M.S.ing!
S.U.M.S. by yellebelle August 19, 2009

C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.
Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.

Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.

A group of friends that do scumbaggy things. Very offensive language and style. Don't give a shit what anybody else thinks of them or what they do.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.

"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.

Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.
Her boyfriend likes to eat her pussy every night, so I dropped the biggest fucking load in there this morning. Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!!
The place in the Bad Guys movie where they get sent, its a big jail
We got sent to the S.U.C.M
S.U.C.M is a hilarious name lol
S.U.C.M by Defsnotateenagekidrn November 12, 2022

S.T.U.M.P 

Stupid Trainee Under Military Protection
This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.
S.T.U.M.P by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006
Society for Cutting Up Men, made up of four members with a nickname for each letter. they have a book to record all of the men who have messed them around.
gilr 1: you see that guy over there
girl 2: yeh he's a twat, what about him?
girl 1: im gonna put him in S.C.U.M
S.C.U.M by smellywelly1992 October 22, 2007