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How's The Weather Up There? 

When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.
Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weather up there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*

How's the weather 

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"
Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.
How's the weather by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Weatherman's Vagina 

The shape made by joining the finger tips and thumb tips together, while making a vagina shape in front of the groin.

Often seen on TV weather broadcasts as the weatherman tries to find something to do with his hands.

Used as a vulgar gesture in heavy industry to indicate that someone else is a "big cunt". In this case the "vagina" is opened and closed to draw attention.
Wow, the weatherman's vagina looks good tonight. He sure knows how to show off his stuff.

How's The Weather? 

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.
girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice
How's The Weather? by Vinny ;D January 16, 2010

How’s the weather? 

A subtle query used by the drunk, stoned, tripping, and otherwise inebriated to check a fellow’s self assessment of his or her condition. typically used in situations in which frank inquiry is not possible.
cashier: “that will be twenty dollars and 19 cents”
you: “How’s the weather?”
your stoned friend struggling to comprehend money: “quite cloudy.” (that is to say, as the analogy follows, he’s is too impaired)

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption 

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."
I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.