Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger's Cage provides an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.

He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!

Schrödinger's Cage by Rataray February 3, 2024

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Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.

He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!

Schrödinger's Cage by Rataray February 3, 2024

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Flower's in the cage

"It's a sure thing."

Adapted from a phrase coined by Pittsburgh Penguins coach Dan Bylsma. Originally used to inform the team that goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury was starting a game, it has since been used to indicate when something is a guarantee.

Works best when there is a slight pause before being uttered.

... Flower's in the cage.

Flower's in the cage by schtobes January 14, 2011

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scagjunkie

An angry whore who thinks she has priority

Man 1: that tramp just told me to fuck off
Man 2: what a scagjunkie

scagjunkie by Knibnobber December 5, 2014

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