9 definitions by Ljones23

Stable Brothers

Like Eskimo brothers but for guys who fuck the same horse girl

Matt and I both fucked the same horse girl, I guess that means we’re stable brothers now

by Ljones23 November 18, 2019

EMLN

Eat my left nut

Said to and 12 year olds, and middle schoolers in general that think they're the shit because their parents let them play COD and drink an un healthy amount of Mountain Dew

12 year old: " I banged your mom last night"

Me: "EMLN you little prick, your balls haven't even dropped yet

by Ljones23 January 13, 2017

Yote

The past tense of yeet

Yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway

by Ljones23 October 21, 2017

The tiger is out of it's cage

When you get a boner in class

Guy 1:"can you grab me that paper up front?"
Guy2:"nah the tiger is out of it's cage I can't stand up until it's returned "

by Ljones23 January 20, 2017

4 chan

Weaponized autism, plain and simple

4 chan is a place for the minds of the greatest autists to sit down and do something with their time

by Ljones23 January 6, 2018

Nat

Busting a Nut, nutting, in past tense

The proper grammar is not nutted but nat

by Ljones23 November 26, 2017

Reverse Jungle Fever

The opposite of jungle fever. It's when a black girl Finds a strong sexual pull to a white guy(or girl) and ends up only sleeping with white people

Guy 1: Ever since she slept with that one white guy, she haven't even touched another black guy, it's like jungle fever, but reversed.

Guy2: so… Reverse Jungle Fever

by Ljones23 June 28, 2017