Briggsy's Turkey Slap 

To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.

Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?

Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.

Denzil: Dirty little fucker.

Briggsy's Turkey Slap by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006

Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.

Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)

Bushman's Turkey by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010

Carve someone’s Turkey 

To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.

That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.

Carve someone’s Turkey by ~-K-~ December 4, 2021

Turkey's Ready! 

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

Turkey's Ready! by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007

turkey's done 

When a woman has hard nipples, it usually takes place in cold office buildings. It refers to the thermometer that pops up when your turkey is done cooking

"Hey girl, your turkey's done."

turkey's done by Little Miss Muffintop July 31, 2006

turkey's done 

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

turkey's done by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey 

It is mainly described as the very inhumane act of deficating on a innocent young female and ejaculating on her face whilst consuming a quite delicious golden glazed turkey leg and reciting the pledge of allegance.

Dude Man! Roberto gave Tina the gnarliest Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey last night!

Uncle Sam's Tennessee Turkey by Robertojohnson10 September 16, 2009