S to the i to the m to the p 

means SIMP; from Phineas and Ferb, it would mean Squirrels In My Pants (a meme that felix will never understand because he's a simp)

Candace: AHHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!!!
Phineas and Ferb at the same time: S to the I to the M to the P

S to the i to the m to the p by ChiefBokMalo May 1, 2020

ill be the g a y to your l i p s! 

when you not gay but use it for a excuse to kiss someone

ill be the g a y to your l i p s!

ill be the g a y to your l i p s! by braids36 December 7, 2020

Dropping the Palin's to the pool 

this is a term used when you discretely need to use the bathroom (#2) .... badly.

HEY brAH!!!! I'll be right out, Im just dropping the Palin's to the pool.

Dropping the Palin's to the pool by bigpoppa477 January 7, 2011

Drop the Obama's Off to the Pool 

Another phrase for taking a dump.

Uses popular african american figures as a reference.

"Think its time to drop the Obama's off to the pool"

or

"Obamas have there swimming togs on"
"Why"
"Gonna drop them off to the pool"

Drop the Obama's Off to the Pool by Martak Meanianski July 30, 2009

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it 

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

That's An Insult To The PEZ Community

A statement you say out of pure anger after two fat dudes working a pawn shop only offer you $1,000 for your $2,500 PEZ collection.

"I can't believe one of them guys offered me a thousand dollars for fucking 50 pieces of PEZ, that's an insult to the PEZ community. I can't believe it; that's why they're chooches."

That's An Insult To The PEZ Community by eatingapenis May 10, 2021

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier 

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

it's only queer if you're tied to the pier by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008