Grandpa's Hard Candy 

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

Grandpa's Hard Candy by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Shit's Hard 

Sometimes the only thing you can say to a friend who is getting their ass handed to them by life.

"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."

Shit's Hard by Little Walnut October 3, 2017

Mike's Hard Morning

The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"

Mike's Hard Morning by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008

It's hard to explain 

AKA - I don't want to take the time or energy to describe this to you.

Herp - "What do you mean by that?"
Derp - "Never mind, It's hard to explain..."

It's hard to explain by ems2279 June 14, 2012

mike's hard lemonade 

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it

i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's

mike's hard lemonade by tmcheat May 3, 2005

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Mike's Hard Lemonade 

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

Mike's Hard Lemonade by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017