born 11th february, 1985, this man has powers akin to the most powerful god. his humour, style and charming good looks are a shining example of what beauty the human race can hold.

The sweetest man you will ever meet. Ryley's are the guys that everyone likes. They love having a good laugh and always know how to brighten someone else's day. Ryley is very loyal and will stick by you through thick and thin. If you are lucky enough to have a Ryley fall in love with you, he will spend all of his time striving to make you happier. Ryley's are a real treasure.

born 4th february, 1993, this woman has powers akin to the most powerful goddess. her humour, style and charming good looks are a shining example of what beauty the human race can hold.

born 4th february, 1986, this man has powers akin to the most powerful god. his humour, style and charming good looks are a shining example of what beauty the human race can hold.

The coolest chick ever whose name has sadly been used by gay men. She is not to be confused with a hairy gay man because she is truly the sweetest little dumpling. She is the best thing that has happened since sliced bread.

During the Salem witch trials in the late 1700's the name Ryley was used to describe only the ugliest witches, with long saggy breasts. The only thing that sagged lower than their breasts was their intensely hairy vaginas. The word however, died with the last of the witches that had burned at the stake. It has only resurfaced recently, in the last demi-century, with the rise of the pop-culture revolution. Ryley has always been seen as a girls name, but in some cases boys have fallen victim to the name. Don't be mistaken however, the name stays true to the origin, so therefore everyone with the name Ryley is a big fat witch with a saggy ass vagina. Ryley's are typically known for being messy eaters (almost eating as if they have a massive cock in their mouth, letting semen flow all over their lips) . They are also known for inviting themselves over and eating all of your food and most notedly, stealing all of your beer. They are known to suck obscure amounts of cock, and are most successful at it while being double penetrated with two uncircumscised penises. A Ryley can never be trusted as he/she will most certainly try and stick their saggy vagina in your asshole and try to rape you with it. Despite the fact that they cannot achieve an erection, their saggy clitoris will manage to snake its way into the caverns of your asshole and steal your virginity away in the night.