ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

ryan clarke by samsfat June 8, 2011

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Ryan Clark

To pull a ‘Ryan Clark’ is to drive any vehicle on any state, private or locally maintained road without the vehicle having been insured and registered, or having insurance and registration valid to the date of usage of said vehicle. This action also falls under the circumstances of using valid registration and insurance but filed under the incorrect vehicle, which is being operated.

Is your car registered or insured or are you pulling a 'Ryan Clark'.

Ryan Clark by noneyahhh July 1, 2008

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Ryan Clark

A man of absolute knowledge and he loves to build robots with Ryan Clark and his CEO Moss Man in their company called Ryan Industries with Jamie his crew that have o clue what they are doing

turning everyone into robots so they can conquer the world because of Ryan Clark

Ryan Clark by Heavenly Dragon June 11, 2017

Ryan Clark

A big guy, probably 6’3, 6’4 ish. This guy is probably the biggest merchant around. He’s known for selling so many times that the guys over at Pawn Stars offered him and job. Biggest seller around nobody will refute that. He also goes by other names, such as Ry ry, the Clarkinator, Merchant, etc.

This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.

“Yo, I just met this guy his name is Ryan clark”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time”

Ryan Clark by Jdog3002 January 11, 2022

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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