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cuffin' and stuffin'

1. This refers to the arrest, handcuffing, and placement of an individual into a police cruiser. The term is used when the individual in question is obviously a waste of skin and oxygen.

2. This can also refer to holding people responsible for their own actions, and punishing them accordingly.
1. The police officers were cuffin' and stuffin' the gliberal (Yes, gliberal) "peace activists."

2. John Smith kept disrupting the education of his peers, so the teacher found himself cuffin' and stuffin' John all the way down to the main office. It should be noted that John Smith simply received a pathetic slap on the wrist, along with a Band-Aid for his bruised ego and self-esteem. He soon found himself back in class, wasting everyone else's time, and the taxpayers' money. This also encouraged several of his peers to display a contempt and disrespect for authority.
by crash December 5, 2003
mugGet the cuffin' and stuffin'mug.

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)
dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.
by crash December 22, 2004
mugGet the rusty trumpetmug.

taco bread

Yo, it mah birfday! Less go an git us some hamburger meat, taco bread, an some Slice!
by crash December 5, 2003
mugGet the taco breadmug.

marching band

here's one way of saying it

The fun and only way to really take up your summer and enjoy it at the same time. need I say more?
8 hour practices for two weeks minimum in the summer before school starts
by crash December 19, 2003
mugGet the marching bandmug.

stuponfucious

The state induced by thinking something is awesome.
We do not dispute that it is stuponfucious to invent new words to describe the events in our world.
by Crash December 10, 2003
mugGet the stuponfuciousmug.

folk nation

folks are a family, not some "gang" we are an orginazation. one that utilizes growth and development, education, politics, social development, and education just to name a few. as we stand upon our 6 point stance together we stand divided we fall. 6 poppin jive droppin. this is not for the weak hearted, love your 6rother as you love yourself. stay true as we walk that y.6.r. 974 till the day i die
6 poppin jive droppin keep your flag flyin the 6 on your chest and your fork in your heart. insane gangsta disciple till the day i die r.i.p. king david
by crash January 28, 2004
mugGet the folk nationmug.

merced-out

To kill or beat someone within an inch of their life.

Also, to snuff or whipe someone/something out with one hit.
The kid with the pink skully got merced out.

He merced-out my sour patch kids because I was giving him the crook eye.
by crash February 25, 2004
mugGet the merced-outmug.

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