rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)
dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.
by crash December 22, 2004
mugGet the rusty trumpetmug.

stick

I swear if he gets in my face ima stick him right in his shit
by Crash May 13, 2005
mugGet the stickmug.

hamburger meat

term used by the less intelligent in place of ground beef, round, chuck, or sirloin.
Yo, ahs needs some hamburger meat tah go wid dis taco bread.
by crash December 05, 2003
mugGet the hamburger meatmug.

dephaperana

a person whose insanity is exceeded only by their rampent sex drive.
That girl is such a dephaperana. Just look at her go.
by Crash June 09, 2004
mugGet the dephaperanamug.

merced-out

To kill or beat someone within an inch of their life.

Also, to snuff or whipe someone/something out with one hit.
The kid with the pink skully got merced out.

He merced-out my sour patch kids because I was giving him the crook eye.
by crash February 25, 2004
mugGet the merced-outmug.

jackofasaur

an albino faggot who sleeps with his mother and jacks off to his sister and likes bonin guys in the ass
oh shit cover your asses here comes the jackofasaur
by crash April 26, 2005
mugGet the jackofasaurmug.

cuffin' and stuffin'

1. This refers to the arrest, handcuffing, and placement of an individual into a police cruiser. The term is used when the individual in question is obviously a waste of skin and oxygen.

2. This can also refer to holding people responsible for their own actions, and punishing them accordingly.
1. The police officers were cuffin' and stuffin' the gliberal (Yes, gliberal) "peace activists."

2. John Smith kept disrupting the education of his peers, so the teacher found himself cuffin' and stuffin' John all the way down to the main office. It should be noted that John Smith simply received a pathetic slap on the wrist, along with a Band-Aid for his bruised ego and self-esteem. He soon found himself back in class, wasting everyone else's time, and the taxpayers' money. This also encouraged several of his peers to display a contempt and disrespect for authority.
by crash December 05, 2003
mugGet the cuffin' and stuffin'mug.