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The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.
Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.
by Dale Jarret March 05, 2004
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This is where one person inserts his finger inside his own rectum, as if to cover it in feces, and then sticks it in someone else's mouth and pulls on the victim's cheek, as if the person is being fish hooked.
On the Jackass DVD 4-Disc Box Set, Jeff Tremaine talks about how Ryan Dunn gave him a rusty hook, and during a photo shoot, you could see feces in Tremaine's teeth.
by Jesse Morton January 02, 2007
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To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.
"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"
by matt fortune November 12, 2006
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A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.
"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."

"Rusty Hook!!!"
by BigLeeBrink October 18, 2013
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When you stick your finger in your ass then hook it in someone's mouth.
Rusty Hook
by ExplainationOfRustyHook March 01, 2011
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When you are having doggy style sex and you stick your index finger into your partners ass, then thrusting your poop stained finger into your partners nose and hooking it at an angle, the pulling back screaming "Whos The Baldwin Now Bitch!!"
"My girlfriend was being a bitch all day. When we got drunk later that night, I stuck my finger in her ass while i was ounding her and pulled a "Rusty Hook" on her! Afterwords to finish eairlyer fight I screamed my victory call, "WHOS THE BALDWIN NOW BITCH!?"
by Flyingpenguin February 07, 2008
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A poop-hardend finger in which is put into the girls mouth
During sex the male sticks his finger up the girls buthole and gets poop on it. He lets it dry and hooks it on her cheek.

Friend - Hey how was she last night
You - So good, we got so into it that i gave her a rusty hook
by Anonymous 54 March 01, 2008
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