A race of people whos country takes up 1/7 of the earths land and have vodka pouring from their household taps. If your drunk and think of something extremely stupid or ridiculous to be the first one to do - a russian has already done it.
"Watch out hes Russian!"
If you think that the joke "What do you call an attractive woman in Russia? a tourist." funny you are a sweaty potato and an anthony gillan and you can lick my sack because russian women are poon
1. S sweat mustache developed after any form of excercise.
2. Someone with the voice of the fat guy off the Ali G movie.
3. Someone who is extremely sensetive about their legs and exclames "Not the leg! aaaaaa!"
1. "Johny has a sweaty potato"
2. "You have a sweaty potato voice."
3. "Your a sweaty potato man."