Jack russeled 

jack russeled being the plural of jack russeling. is when a man or woman gesticulates making love to another man or woman like a jack russel terrier usually squatting down and humping either the left or right leg of the person.

ben you got well and truely jack russeled by dean you must have loved it.

Jack russeled by richee15 September 22, 2005

RUSSELLED 

To be "russelled" is when a pregnant woman announces that she needs to go pee really bad and someone else all of a sudden runs to the restroom as if they are racing while she's waddling her way over there just so they can get to the restroom before her. The pregnant woman has then just been "russelled" by the other person.

"When I was 8 months pregnant with my son, I excused myself from the dinner table to urinate but my father in law russelled me so I had to wait until he was done in the restroom."

RUSSELLED by babycenter November 3, 2013

russelldust 

semen. also known as jizz, spunk.

who was wanking in my room? there's russelldust all over the carpet

russelldust by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008

Russelled 

the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.

I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.

Russelled by WIZZAARD August 1, 2008

Russled

When a peice of IT Specifc computer equipement fails, dosnt work properly, or not set up properly.

Shit dude, looks like the servers been proper russled.

Some twats russeld the box. We need to go to DR.

Who the f*ck set this server up? It was a right russel job.

Russled by stiffmeister112 June 21, 2011

Russelled 

when a person is so insecure with herself that whatever word you say, she will try to sound intelligent and basically say the exact same thing you said, but with different words...

This is an example of someone
russelling you...

The movie is 150 minutes long.

oh ok, the movie is two and a half hours

The bill is mailed every three months.

oh ok, the bill is mailed quarterly...

if someone talks to you like this, you have been russelled

Russelled by mrgold August 21, 2008

Russled my jimmies 

To frustrate or annoy someone

"They way Barbra acted really russled my jimmies!"

Russled my jimmies by nayernay June 3, 2018