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Salman Rushdie 

Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.
Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.
Salman Rushdie by the Pope July 22, 2004
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salmonella rushdie

A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list.
The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author.
salmonella rushdie by QuacksO January 25, 2019

salman rushdie 

Geordie rhyming slang for cushty. Usually used with a swearword for emphasis.
Geordie 1: wahay, I just found a tenner, let's go buy some meths.
Peter Andre: Salman fucking Rushdie!

Salman Rushdie! Bardy belter!

Salamander Rushdie 

A sneaky "reptile" author whom some Muslims once considered Public Enemy #1.
Salamander Rushdie is a prime example of the "lizard people" whom some conspiracy theorists believe are running this world from behind the scenes.
Salamander Rushdie by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Salmon Rushdie

Da infamous India-born author whose literary works were of such "fishy" content dat it "spawned" a firestorm of controversy --- many of his fellow Muslims weren't overly thrilled with his less-than-pious viewpoints.
Salmon Rushdie surely got himself into a major "kettle of fish" when he penned his infamous "Satanic Verses" book --- thanks to a lot of irate supporters of Islam, he felt like he was "up to his gills" in trouble.
Salmon Rushdie by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Maha Rushie 

Nickname for radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh.
From his website: "America's Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, also known as: America's Truth Detector; the Doctor of Democracy; the Most Dangerous Man in America; the All-Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie; defender of motherhood, protector of fatherhood and an all-around good guy."
Maha Rushie by bk101 January 15, 2009

Rushdiya 

An amazingly beautiful girl that almost no one can compare to. A girl who always expresses her love through her words and her love is always unconditional. Her laugh will brighten up anyone's day. You could never, possibly, be mad at her because shes just that awesome. She might reply to your texts really late or even leave you on delivered, but she will always keeps you on her mind. She is an independent woman and never wants you to know that she is sad. However, if she really loves you she will tell you everything and pour her heart out. Shes really emotional and worries about the people she cares about. Shes really ticklish and the best cuddle buddy anyone could ask for. Shes so pretty that she looks good while shes crying, sleeping, cleaning, or even when shes just mad at you, etc. Seeing her just makes you smile. She will pull an all-nighter no matter how tired she is just to get a little extra time with you. You can tell her all your secrets and she will take it to her grave. She makes you feel like the most important person in the entire world day in and day out. She will support you through thick and thin even when things aren't going all that great for her. She will cry for/with you if she needs to but she is never afraid to tell you when you're wrong. Just being with her would make you want to be a better person. Shes such a big blessing and you would be one lucky human being to even have her in your life.
Me: "Rushdiya has a piece of my heart that nobody can replace, no matter how hard they try."
My heart: "That's facts."
Rushdiya by sumi_issa_savage January 27, 2020