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run a red light 

phrase used when two people want to have sex but the female has her period
john: "so what time im picking you up so we can go to the telly and get it poppin?"

jane: "well, unless you tryna run a red light, nothing's poppin tonight"

john: "we'll wash off..it's aight"
run a red light by china406 October 9, 2008

Run the red light 

when someone is masturbating and a seperate party comes unexpectidly into the room(the red light), but they decide to finish the job that was started anyways.
Bobs mom walked in the room last night when he was wanking it, but he decided to run the red light and jizzed all over her.

national run a red light 

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

Red Light Run 

Foreplay which entails oral sex for the woman who does not reciprocate for the man. Initially leaving him with blue balls.
Wow dude I cant believe Betty gave you the Red Light Run!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026