by I’m the real boomer December 2, 2019
It's my birthday and possibly yours or someone you thought was significant in your life enough to look up their birthday.
Um... I mean we're pretty cool I think. A Sagittarius what more could you ask for we're dope as hell.
Anyone born on this day is cursed with wonderful eyes and is hilarious, sorry bout it.
It's also National Pastry Day & National Weary Willie Day (which is about a famous clowns birthday, so you know everyone born on this day is a clown too teehee)
Um... I mean we're pretty cool I think. A Sagittarius what more could you ask for we're dope as hell.
Anyone born on this day is cursed with wonderful eyes and is hilarious, sorry bout it.
It's also National Pastry Day & National Weary Willie Day (which is about a famous clowns birthday, so you know everyone born on this day is a clown too teehee)
You: *looks up December 9th*
Also you: Wow, who would've thought I'd be cursed with wonderful eyes and be hilarious? People born on December 9th are rad!
Me: ...i knew.
Also you: Wow, who would've thought I'd be cursed with wonderful eyes and be hilarious? People born on December 9th are rad!
Me: ...i knew.
by big.tibbie.goth.bitch.raven October 15, 2019
by Maadmadz October 16, 2019
by impacer October 19, 2019
Girl: Hey (boy)..
Boy: What’s up? :)
Girl: Wanna go out with me? It’s december 9th!
Boy: Yes! But why on december 9th?
Girl: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
Boy: What’s up? :)
Girl: Wanna go out with me? It’s december 9th!
Boy: Yes! But why on december 9th?
Girl: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
by Emilyxrose December 2, 2019
All small people on December 10th we get to roast our tall friends but we should have another day right before it we get to push our tall friends all day on the 9th this is getting back at them for pushing us and picking us up
by Always_small December 7, 2019