Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.

My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

Rumplestilts Simpson by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022

rompfest 

A long, messy, drunken, sexy night involving shinanegans.

My friend Jason had such a rompfest last night, that he cannot stay awake today.

rompfest by trioj85 December 28, 2009

Rumplestiffdick

its a guy who likes to wank on webcam instead of showing his face.

excuse me miss want to watch me?
no thanks rumplestiffdick prefer faces.

Rumplestiffdick by Tets June 14, 2008

Rumplestiltskin 

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.

to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.

Rumplestiltskin by Dizeezed September 15, 2005

Rumplestiltskin 

A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.

We were tired of just drinking normally so we decided to rumplestiltskin the rest of our brews.

Rumplestiltskin by deggerkegger July 9, 2009

backward rumplestilskin 

When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it

Damn this girl was so freaky she backward rumplestilskined me.

backward rumplestilskin by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011

Rumpest 

Someone who judges others by their rear end.

As seen on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch

Zelda: Sabrina, you're not a rumpest. Are you?
Sabrina: No! But Jenny might be!!

Rumpest by Familiarrr December 7, 2018