Runny stool that strikes when least expected as a result of drinking copious amount of rum the night before.
Bro 1: "I drank so much Ron last night...
*feeling of your ass about to fall out your leather cheerio*
I think I have the runs..."
Bro 2: "Nah bruh, you have the rums."
by Phebreeze December 1, 2011
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An alcoholic beverage that is, for all points and purposes, gone.
...But why is the rum gone?
by Intelligence001 November 13, 2016
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Rumming is running a half marathon, eating french toast, rubbing your belly, and thinking about adult beverages.
The three of us were rumming today. While the elder rummed the first part faster, the junior rummed the second part slower, and the middle is always rumming about the third part.
by six tunnels March 13, 2010
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adj (dated Br inf) peculiar; odd: He's a rum character (Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary (OALD).
Rum how he'd had a feeling it was coming, all the same, he thought, still staring into the blurred plain. (John le Carré: The Honurable Schoolboy, Coronet Books, 2000, p.55).
by Petyush March 27, 2005
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meaning can be used to describe a person in a good or bad way depending on the context like Bo Selecta.

RUM LAD OR RUMMER
You are a RUM lad for being such a hommer!

You are a RUM lad becoz u iz my mate!
by Bonkers May 19, 2004
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