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1.
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.
by SexyDiva March 15, 2005
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2.
The rule of multiplying a woman's number of claimed sexual partners by three in order to get a more accurate answer. Also, the rule of dividing a male's response by three. Males lie- they have to lie in order not to appear like a failure, and thereby lose social status and all sorts of opportunities, professional and otherwise. Women lie for a different reason- to hide the fact that they have it easy, with an abundance of sex, so they can keep the feminist scam going. It is all the empirical evidence you'll need that women are actually the privileged sex, and far from oppressed.
Sarah is a woman. Her sex life is so easy by virtue of being born female that she divides her "number" by three in order to hide the fact that she's sexually and socially privileged. This is the rule of three.
by truthseeker5555 February 10, 2014
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3.
A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)
Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."

Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."
by Floundersflounderseverywhere June 14, 2010
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When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.
by ramo13 January 13, 2009
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5.
When a woman is asked how many sexual partners she's had, take her answer and divide by three.
Even without applying the rule of three, she had already slept with a staggering number of people.
by meep January 09, 2005
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