A game for fat idiots who have no brain cells
Look at that fatty go, he's playing rugby
by Heskxmxnznzjzj April 8, 2018
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Rugby thighs

Rugby thighs are very muscular thick thighs found on men who play lots of rugby. Lots of men who work out a lot neglect their legs in pursuit of a bulky upper body. Women tend to find the physique exhibited by the rugby player pretty near to perfection.
And because the shorts worn in rugby are a little shorter than footballers shorts they tend to showcase the muscular magnificence marvelously resulting in droves of women getting hot and bothered.
OMG! Look at those rugby thighs on the All Blacks doing the haka!
by Cherimaya November 3, 2013
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College rugby is rugby played amongst any beast or awesome people at college or high school. The origins are from the teachings of John Kinniburugh, Gareth Hughes and Luke Murphy who had these teaching handed down to them by the Mr. Fitzpatrick. Anyone who plays college rugby is awesome or superior to most and should be applauded if seen in public.
Disgruntled youth: Im going to beat shit out of that guy when we play them at rugby.
Wise friend: Don't man he plays college rugby!

rugby college supreme chums
by Lukejaym February 28, 2011
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A goated rugby union team with no losses as the objective is to have the most fun. The C's Rugby union team also would like to pay there respects to Emmanuel and Balke as they will be departing the side as of next year.
Women: Why didn't you attend our wedding
Man: I was watching C's Rugby
Women: Fair enough
by NOT John Steinmetz October 29, 2019
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Rugby dick occurs due to extreme cold or by ur dicks "6th sense" detecting possible injury to come while playing any outdoor sport in the cold. You have achieved "rugby dick" when your dick shrinks to the size of one of your testicles, or when you are able to piss on your own balls. This can also be used as an excuse for having a tiny cock in the locker room.
Fraser: "Woahh, watch where you're swingin that cashew nut!"

Allan: "It's cold out there gimme a break"

Fraser: "Aaah, got a bit of rugby dick going on I see, no worries, I won't judge you on your size"
by CheeseyDickFart May 10, 2009
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Basically touch rugby with tackles. This is an amazing sport to watch if you are struggling to fall asleep, 5 minutes of this repetitive crap will even put an insomniac to sleep. For a more entertaining experience check out Rugby Union, where there is actually an interesting battle with strategy and variation. Rather than 5 tackles and kick for 80 minutes. zzzzzzz
The cure to insomnia.

Man: Doctor, I'm having trouble sleeping at night.
Doctor: Here, watch this 5 minute youtube video of Rugby League.
Man: ohh, I'm only 7 seconds in and I'm already feeling sleepy.
by CureForInsomnia July 12, 2018
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is a stripped back and bastardised version of Rugby Union better known as Rugby League. It's played and followed by people of the Mungo ilk.
Rugby Lite is rugby for dumb farks.
by Burke's Boot April 9, 2008
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