Being a good roommate, and just being a respectful person when living with another. Roommates who take part in keeping the apartment or living space clean and contribute to make living easier.
by Skreebo February 16, 2006
Sarcastic representation of someone that is your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband but you refuse to label them as such. This person (roommate) carries all the authority and power of a significant other, though you deny any association to all friends and family.
Ex1:
Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?
Ex2:
Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?
Person B - insert lie
Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?
Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?
Ex2:
Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?
Person B - insert lie
Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?
by AsianPersuasian March 19, 2008
"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".
Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?
Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010
An individual, usually someone who couldn't find anyone else to live with, that takes up space, makes noise when you are trying to sleep, and walks in on you while you are masturbating. Luckily the roommate will typically not find it too strange if you just stay under the covers looking annoyed until he/she leaves.
by Itchyiris February 3, 2010
Someone who claims to be your friend, but once you move in with them "forgets" to pay you back for rent/electiric/cable/ethernet, bitches about dishes in the sink when they all belong to her, forces you to get rid of your cat by pretending they are allergic to it, destroys your furniture, pretends to be depressed to get attention, and generally freaks out about the stupidest things imaginable. ie: A roommate is a spoiled bitch who either can't or refuses to clean, and is used to mommy and daddy giving her everything.
me: Can you give me the electric check?
roommate: Uh yeah....(proceeds to never give you a check until you corner her in the kitchen.)
me: Can you move your stuff out of the living room?
Roommate: Uh yeah...(never moves shit, but bitches about how the room is messy)
roommate: Uh yeah....(proceeds to never give you a check until you corner her in the kitchen.)
me: Can you move your stuff out of the living room?
Roommate: Uh yeah...(never moves shit, but bitches about how the room is messy)
by Want to kill her November 12, 2005
a whore you live with that you go get a pregnancy test for, even though she has never done anything for you. and then you run into people you know while buying this pregnancy test. and she doesn't pay you back.
Roommate: Oh my gosh I think I'm pregnant.
You: Go get a pregnancy test.
Roommate: But my mom works across the street that the CVS is on. Will you go to CVS and buy it for me?
You (inner monologue): But you've never done anything for me...why should I?
You (out loud): Umm. Sure.
You: Go get a pregnancy test.
Roommate: But my mom works across the street that the CVS is on. Will you go to CVS and buy it for me?
You (inner monologue): But you've never done anything for me...why should I?
You (out loud): Umm. Sure.
by tooniceforyourowngood December 1, 2009
"Did you hear about room 410, down the hall? I head there was some roommating going on?"
"Why did you switch dorms? I thought you and Juan were getting along great..." "Well we roommated, and now things are a little awkward..."
"Why did you switch dorms? I thought you and Juan were getting along great..." "Well we roommated, and now things are a little awkward..."
by Laurindsooke June 27, 2008