roman helmut
The act of placing your testicles over a girls eyes and laying your penis down the length of her nose.
roman helmut by DPM March 1, 2004
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when a man rests the shaft of a penis down a girls nose while rest the balls across her forehead giving the illusion of a helmut.
roman soldier helmut by k November 10, 2004
roman helmet
While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion
roman helmet by BDubbs December 24, 2003
roman helmet
The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory
roman helmet by Harvey Wallbanger May 7, 2005
Roman Helmet
Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.
The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.
The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.
Offensive Lineman: "Shit, I lost my helmet on that last play"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"
Roman Helmet by Urban Dictionaire August 30, 2010
Roman Helmet
When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.
"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
Roman Helmet by Annalisa ..tonis best friend ;] December 8, 2004
Roman Helmet
When a woman is on her period and you are eating her out, getting your Red Wings. When you finish the job you drag your head, from the tip of your nose to the back of your head.
Dude, I was getting my Red Wings last night when I topped it off with a double banger! I got a Roman Helmet too!
Roman Helmet by Hasteusaf August 26, 2009