rolly pollys 

a shoe worn by a fat person whare the side is walked on not the soll

john wore a pare of rolly pollys

rolly pollys by elgordo November 20, 2006

asparagus rolly pollys 

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

asparagus rolly pollys by mitch April 2, 2005

Human Rolly-Polly 

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.

That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.

Human Rolly-Polly by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

rolly polly

Fat ass who rolls in your crib, eats all your food and takes their stumbling ass somewhere else.

Damn yo, jermaine is such a rolly polly, he ate half the fridge and went to Herman's.

rolly polly by chi-chi123 June 9, 2005

Rolly Polly

When an over-weight woman places her fat rolls on the mans penis and proceeds to jack him off with her fat rolls.

Dude, I just got a rolly polly by that fat bitch on our hall.

Rolly Polly by Jobinhammer101 December 2, 2009

Rolly Polly

Running over a kid in a wheelchair with your motorized vehicle (ie. electric scooter, car, motorized wheelchair)

(bonus points if the kid is polish or has polio)

Judge: you have been charged with the crime of rolly polly
Driver: he was asking for it

Rolly Polly by teck deck August 4, 2019

human rolly polly 

When 3 guys have sex on skatbords and they roll with every hump.

Look there's those human rolly Polly's fucking again

human rolly polly by Ragugang March 6, 2019