An upgrade from the original word "rofl", which means "Rolling on the floor laughing". Has been first upgraded with the extension "zor", which is a suffix from the leet language, making "roflzor".
"Roflzorusness", with the help of the suffix "ness", is a much more stronger "rofl", a UBER "rofl". The one you use when you're out of your words.
When you see a video on youtube of two stupid 13 years old girls singing some Britney. You then state ROFLZORUSNESS.
When you PWN a nub on dota and that he instantantly leaves because you're too leet for him. "ROFLZORUSNESS what a nublet".
When you just said something to someone that made him in a "Pwned" state, you then say ROFLZORUSNESS.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.