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rodeo ride 

when, in the course of doin a girl from behind, one gently leans into the girl's ear, and whispers something to the effect of "I have STDs" and henceforth attemps to remain inside the aforementioned girl for eight (8) seconds.
"dude....did you rodeo ride that biatch last night............................ I would have......................she was a hoooooooooooo"
rodeo ride by AC and NJ June 29, 2006

7 second rodeo ride 

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.

Inverted Rodeo Ride

Doing a beer bong upside down, while hanging from the backside of a person while your legs stratle his shoulders. While another person is holding the beer bong for you to drink.
You are drinking at a party, and you have a funnel and a tube connected, therefore making a beer bong. Grab one of your buddies, preferably a bigger kid. Stand up and have him squat down between your legs, he stands up holding you on his shoulders, and then you lean back and then grab the tube from your other buddy and drink the beer til there is only foam remaining, or no more beer left. Thus completing the Inverted Rodeo Ride
Inverted Rodeo Ride by Tommy & Johnny September 18, 2006

Rodeo Bull Ride 

Put you're girl into doggy style, slowly pegging her. Then, lean forward, wisper another girl's name in her ear, and see how long you can hold on to the beast.
"Hey Johnny, guess what I did last night? I tried the rodeo bull ride last night! Though Beth dumped me, it was worth it!"

ride me like a rodeo 

(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)

a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man

b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm]
yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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