A rock that has an ass scent.
Human #1: Wow what's that?

Human #2: It's an ass rock!
by Sir JiggleBottom February 13, 2018
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A rock that appears to smell like ass. No context as to how the fuck it happened. But regardless, still smells like shit.
"Oi, my daughter found a bloody ass rock the other day. Disgusting!
by Sugar makes snake proud. February 16, 2018
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The greatest compliment anyone or thing can be given.

This saying originates from a Wesely Willis album at the time of publication he was 39 and a schitzophrenic man. He had several albums and he really rocked the llamas ass.
Thanks for the present it rocks the llamas ass!

I think you rock the llamas ass!

That concert rocked the llamas ass!
by r mccluney November 17, 2005
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Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.
I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.
by CMorgan April 7, 2006
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when one man is so hammered drunk that he thinks everyone in the whole entire universe's ass is storing a rock for later use.
larry: woah, jim, are you alright?

jim: hell yeah!

larry: then why are you staring at franks ass so intensely?

jim: hes keeping a rock in there! i know it!

larry: frank, we gotta get the fuck out of her. jim's pulling an alabama ass-rock.

frank: good call! lets go!
by yowiena69 March 14, 2010
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Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch
by theaidsman1776 January 5, 2023
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