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Rockingham 

A place about 60k's away from Perth. To the untrained eye, it's a very nice looking place, clean beaches and an almost touristy feel to it.. Spend a few hours and you get to see the real place. What is considered white trash in other countries passes down to "rocko" a few years later. Tapout shirts, bad tattoos, loose DC sneakers, rats tails and old commodores polute the streets while the females aged 15 are already mothers of multiple kids to said men.

Those from there will use smaller places within the area (namely Safety Bay, Waikiki, Port Kennedy or Baldivis) to hide the fact they live in Rockingham. Though nowdays, admitting you're from Baldivis just means you're a cashed up bogan (mine money) with the latest XR8 in the most "out there" colour available (diorehha green, purple or off-orange).

Famous residents include Sam Worthington whose scenes in Avatar had to be digitally altered to remove the large amount of tribal tattoos from his arms and neck. If you pause it at the right time, you can still see these. Since leaving for Perth, and somehow ending up in Hollywood, he has yet to come back.
Hey man, where are you from?
Oh, um, it's a place called not far from Fremantle..
Dude, are you hiding the fact you're from Kwinana?
WHAT, DON'T INSULT ME. I'M FROM ROCKINGHAM.
You sound like you're proud?
Proud to not be from Kwinana at least, it's all we have going for us.
Rockingham by sixonesixeight May 14, 2011

Jeffery rockhammer 

Dude, I was totally gettin it until she gave me a Jeffery rockhammer.
Jeffery rockhammer by DeezyJ February 7, 2014

Rockingham County 

Nestled among the Blue Ridge mountains, this Virginia county is overtaken by white trash redneck families, cracked out townies and drunken JMU college students. If you find yourself in a school district where a high school has "drive your tractor to school day"... and people participate in it, you're probably in Rockingham county. The constant smell of chicken farms and cow crap linger in the air and 3 flakes of snow constitute Snow Day. Hunting education is mandatory middle school P.E. education and school absences on big hunting days are excused. Field parties, a must. Local hangouts include Sheetz with seats and McDonalds (tricked out cars only, please.)
Philly visitor "Why are all the guys in your high school wearing army clothes?"
Myself "Oh, hunting gear. Yeah that's a daily fashion here."

Rockhampton 

The worst place in Australia. Populated by cows and fat bogans.
Jack: Where Are You Going For Holidays?
Mark: Rockhampton
Jack: Ew, Australia's Armpit
Rockhampton by SonnysGirllllll February 28, 2009
A favela (slum) in central Rio de Janeiro. A very high population density and is the largest favela in Rio and one of the largest in Brazil. The favela is almost like its own city, and the drug dealers and trafficers are the rulers. Police find it hard to pentrate the favela because of its narrow windy streets and alleyways that stretch all the way up the mountain.
American gansta: "Ey yo Im from compton. ill fuck you up nigga"

Rocinha hood: "Man compton aint nothing to Rocinha, get your bitch ass out of my face."
rocinha by Cameron Adam May 13, 2008

Rockhampton 

The beef capital of Australia which every few years is inhabited by hundreds of cows. The street lights spell out hell and it is a geographical hole.

A slang for a place that no one likes. A Hell Hole
Guy: Omg this place is SUCH a Rockhampton

Chick: Hey atleast its better than living with a bunch of cows in the heat!
Rockhampton by StuckInRocky4Lyf April 14, 2009