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do robots have dicks 

Said by kokichi oma in danganronpa v3: killing harmony
kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC

Ceviche Robusto 

1. (noun) Any cigar that has been freshly inserted into, and properly marinated within the vagina of a sexually attractive, amply aroused woman before being contentedly and luxuriously smoked. An age-old practice first widely popularized by former President Bill Clinton.

2. (verb) to prepare a cigar for smoking by inserting it into the vagina of a hottie for pussy-juice marination prior to smoking.
NOUN: He opened the Fedex envelope to 3 exquisite "Ceviche Robusto" cigars, lovingly marinated within the tight wet pussy of his secret mistress, Nora...he looked forward to smoking the first on a balcony overlooking the beach with a snifter of fine port.

VERB: Though she lived in New York, and he lived in L.A., once a month, she'd warm herself up with a dildo, and then CEVICHE ROBUSTO a few cigars to mail them to her lover so that he could enjoy the rush of a fine cigar marinated betwixt her luscious loins...and think of her.
Lonely men in their early/mid 20s who have no friends no direction in life are extremely socially awkward and have never had sex nor a girlfriend before.

Robots usually live with their parents and live on NEETbux if they aren't wagecucking at a place like McDonald's or in college.

They avoid people on purpose and spend all day in their mom's basement shitposting on the /r9k/ board on 4chan and eating chicken tenders while watching anime and fapping to all kinds of porn while mommy takes care of them they rot away in their hikikomori neckbeard nest full of piss bottles.

Robots also hate chads and stacies and they will let you know about it.

It is common on /r9k/ for robots to get trolled by normies lurking the board and robots will usually respond with Pepe or Wojak memes and say Reeeeeeeeee get off my board.
We are robots we have never had sex.

robusting 

The act of defeating someone in combat by means of unlikely, unusual, or clever means. Alternatively, to defeat someone using grossly devastating means.

See: Robusted
>>>Attention all personnel, someone is Robusting Johann in the main corridor
>Did you hear about Johann getting a toolbox to the head?
>> Yeah dude, he got fuckin' Robusted hard.
robusting by VIPpER July 29, 2015

robust conversation 

Rich Lobbyist code speak for "Take this money and do what I say."
We do look forward to having more robust conversations about this. We would like to have more robust conversations about this.
Hybrid word, combining Robust and Busty. A person, most likely a woman who has a large bust as well as a robust size body.
Ted-"Hey Bill, look at that fat chick over there."

Bill-"She isn't fat, she is robusty. Look at her tits!!!"
Robusty by AdvancedGentleman July 16, 2009