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A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!

Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".

Robtards may commonly be mistaken for giraffes, or a person resembling one. If one is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.

Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death or covered in hornets. You have been warned.


"Retard"
"yeah well...you're a Robtard!"
Robtard by Wankcell May 27, 2008
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the act of taking a huge dump from the anal area...
i have to take a huge robarts

that robarts smells like nasty
robarts by wizibaa January 23, 2005

robtarted 

Wholly shit, he's counting with his fingers, that kid is robtarted.

Did he just say that robtarted shit, what a fucking moron.

Not only does he have two different colored eyes, but hes robtarted too.
robtarted by diddy January 30, 2005
Another name for a fool called rob, who happens to beleive he is almighty, and owns in everything. In reality, he's a bum with no life, and just sits around getting stonned, drunk, and resorts to threatening his 'friends' to make him feel more powerful, if you'd like an example, use this email address: solobob@hotmail.com
Rob: I own!!11eleven
'Friend': No you don't, you're just heavy.
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
'Friend': Yeah whatever rob, you say that every day.
Rob: *charges forward with fist out*
'Friend':*Steps to the side ever so slightly*
Rob: *trips on a rock and busts his head open on the floor*
'Friend':Robtard, you just got owned by the ground!
Rob: Shut up or i'll kill you!
*So on and so forth, each time robtard ends up making himself look like an idiot*
robtard by Wewt November 6, 2008
A Robtard is someone called Rob that does retarded things such as racing people across motorways!

Robtards are even more retarded than retards. They claim to only do stupid things because they look fun, "regardless of the stupidity or risk".

Robtards usually resemble giraffes. If a Robtard is found, please return it to Africa ASAP, preferably in a crate full of bird-eating spiders.

Warning - do not approach a Robtard. Failure to heed this warning may result in yourself ending up in a bush, pushed off a wall, poked to death, scared senseless, covered in hornets or just generally tortured. You have been warned.

"Retard"
"yh well...you're a Robtard!!"
Robtard by Wankcell May 28, 2008

robtastic 

a phrase to describe anyone who is a complete douche bag, a player who gets girls, or an all around perverted or funny guy.
this guy engages in bogie time.
a robtastic guy is a total tool who enjoys brotastic stunts with his bros.
"how was the club last night brah?"
"broski, i got with soo many girls, and i told them they smelled like my asshole. it was robtastic."

"let's go bro, B0GIE TIME. time to hold the shit out of those bogies."

"dude i was having sex with a man last night, NOT gay sex, and he totally jizzed on my head".