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robotsexmachine 

1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.
1. Mike was so hopelessly inept with women that he made a robotsexmachine for friday nights.

2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!
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robotexting

When the top of your head starts tingling and maybe the back of your head tenses up or burns and you cannot stop text spamming people garbage or your personal secrets or personal business.

May also apply to forced posting on your favorite website.
"Damn, that dude was robotexting Facebook with 100 posts before becoming a dick and screaming about killing Jews. ".
robotexting by El Kal El February 2, 2019

robots.txt 

File that stops search engines from crawling a specified page or directory.
Disallow all search engines to crawl the specified directories - /images and /cgi-bin:

User-agent: *
Disallow: /cgi-bin/
Disallow: /images/
robots.txt by KFM December 23, 2004

Robotexting

When someone is having a regular conversation with you and then they spam the same message over and over again.
"Stop robotexting 'my brain is burning, help me!' Jimmy... This is the hundredth exact text I got from you over the last 5 minutes."
Robotexting by El Kal El February 2, 2019

robotsexual

wow that was good robotsexual sex with the robot.
robotsexual by stify July 3, 2006

robotitties 

robotitties : (n) 1. the exaggerated breasts of anime characters; 2. breasts of a female robot commonly found in anime.
ex: 1. Anime books are full of robotitties.
1. describing a nice set of breasts on a woman.
ex: 1. Diva likes to flash her robotitties.
robotitties by Deporitaz January 24, 2007

robots.txt 

it's a file that makes google filter the search result or not
did you edit the robots.txt file?
robots.txt by Mr.Crybik December 4, 2019