"my curtains are like martha stuart on crack."
i said something about living in a "microsoft house"
"my phone number. whos that? THATS ME!"
we were gonna make a band called "dressanescence"
"i wanna spill my heart to my world and my world to my heart"
we wrote everything that we said in a notebook called "the hump book"
"it ran away, it doesnt like you!"
"dont look at the camera!!"
"you're the crack to my curtains"
we had this thing called "the conversation of our lives." it was a conversation we had where we just spilled out all our emotions and it was just amazing.
"that damn eye!" one of my eyes would always be closed but i wouldnt notice it. you can see better with one eye closed.
"i ran a mile to get tissues"
"schlump schlump schlump"
"i feel effing lovely!"
i had "mind control" over her cuz everytime i would move my head this certain way she would start doing it.
"penis, go down!"
1) "Hey dude, why are you being so robo right now?"
2) "Your so emo". "Well, your so robo."
3) "God Timmy, I thought we had something special, but you have just been all robo through the break up. Its like you dont have any feelings for me at all!"
" I wish I could meet a Robo. "