The ultimate comeback for anything anywhere. Even for "Your Mom!", Also used to define something large, fat or humoungous.
No offense to Robs and their moms.
No offense to Robs and their moms.
Person 1 : Your face...
Person 2: ROB'S MOM!!
Person 1: Gosh that thing is HUGE.
Person 2: ...Not as huge as Rob's mom!!
Person 1: Your mom!!
Person 2: No, ROB'S MOM!!
Person 1: I want a burger
Person 2: You know who else wants a burger?
Person 1: Oh man! Rob's mom?!
Person 2: OH YOU SO WENT THERE.
Person 1: I'm as upset as Rob's mom at an all you can eat buffet when the food runs out...
Person 2: OH SNAP!
Person 2: ROB'S MOM!!
Person 1: Gosh that thing is HUGE.
Person 2: ...Not as huge as Rob's mom!!
Person 1: Your mom!!
Person 2: No, ROB'S MOM!!
Person 1: I want a burger
Person 2: You know who else wants a burger?
Person 1: Oh man! Rob's mom?!
Person 2: OH YOU SO WENT THERE.
Person 1: I'm as upset as Rob's mom at an all you can eat buffet when the food runs out...
Person 2: OH SNAP!
by Kikki (Keekers) June 11, 2008
Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.
Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"
Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."
Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."
Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."
Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."
Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."
Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."
by T-Dog Jenkins March 23, 2005