"A roastass generally lives in hairy fields, sometimes it is a stinky insect, sometimes it is a horny animal, it was discovered by Neil Degaysse Tyron while brushing his mustach while jerking off the holy paralyzed (HIV+) Stephen Hawkins, it was a glory day. 9/11 " George W Bush
Dude1: Look dude, it's a roastass!
Dumbledore: I told ya son, hairy pot terrrrrrrrrrr is gay Wabaladubdub lick lick my roastass rbbek
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'