"A roastass generally lives in hairy fields, sometimes it is a stinky insect, sometimes it is a horny animal, it was discovered by Neil Degaysse Tyron while brushing his mustach while jerking off the holy paralyzed (HIV+) Stephen Hawkins, it was a glory day. 9/11 " George W Bush
Dude1: Look dude, it's a roastass!
Dumbledore: I told ya son, hairy pot terrrrrrrrrrr is gay Wabaladubdub lick lick my roastass rbbek
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).