Top Definition
the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit
sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time
by Chris Loshark December 24, 2008

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef
1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.
by the planters... thing September 06, 2006
inserting ones nuts/balls into a vagina while rubbing her clit.
roasted nuts is similar to teacupping.
by peppper March 28, 2010
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