2 definitions by Discharge Dan

The combination of the terms dapper and saggy.

The ability to dress comfortably whilst still looking dapper as fuck.
What's the dress code?" "Dapsag will do mate. We gotta get some sweet poon!
by Discharge Dan April 9, 2011
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The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.

Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!
That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!
by Discharge Dan April 9, 2011
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