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road beers 

Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.

NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes

Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.

Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive

Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
road beers by SG Samus March 2, 2008
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RoadBears 

Gummy bears soaked in vodka resulting in a completely concealed alcoholic treat. Due to the untraceable alcohol these bears a suitable to consume while in a vehicle.
Jimmy took a nap after consuming to many roadbears
RoadBears by DirtNap October 18, 2011
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roadbeer 

A beer that is drank on the road while driving.
I had me a roadbeer on the way home from work.
roadbeer by sukmi December 9, 2008

RoadBears 

Gummy bears soaked in vodka resulting in a completely concealed alcoholic treat. Due to the untraceable alcohol these bears are suitable to consume while in a vehicle.
Jimmy took a dirtnap after consuming too many roadbears.
RoadBears by Dirtnap October 21, 2011

road beers 

so your on the way to a rage when you realize you dont want to go sober... fresh 30 of natty light in the back, might as well hit the ipod and crack open a few road beers.
mcintyre: yo man got a fresh 30 in the back, natty of course
smitty: yo man im thirsty
packo: get the ROAD BEERS
road beers by nattyfresh February 24, 2009

roadbeefing 

Celebs or business people having affairs whilst away on business.
Kobe Bryant got caught roadbeefing because he was accused of rape.
roadbeefing by JT55 November 30, 2009

Roadberry 

A berry that grows on the side of the road. Most common in Washington State. Could be a blackberry or raspberry.
Don't be a little bitch like Chris, eat the damned roadberry.
Roadberry by AZNBEN August 23, 2019