road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

road apple by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

road apple by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

Road apple by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

Road Apple

A woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. Ugly faced redneck-y slut type woman with no couth. Easy bee-yatch.

Carls' new girlfriend is a road apple, she needs to learn some manners.

Road Apple by Julie F September 3, 2005

road apple

when one has some beer left but they must hit the road either by foot or car. they brown bag it or just bring it with them anyway.

hey do you mind if i bring my road apple with us on the ride?

road apple by Zil April 27, 2006

Hawaiian Road Apple 

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

Hawaiian Road Apple by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

road apples 

Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.

road apples by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022