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1.
a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.
nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.
by Dickie Moist October 07, 2003
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2.
horse shit on the road
by crap magnet May 25, 2003
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3.
a lump of horse excrement
Watch out for the road apples on the street.
by Light Joker December 04, 2004
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4.
One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.
After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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5.
A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"
During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."
by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010
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6.
A computer device with an embedded Trojan Horse left in a conspicuous location.
Sheila thought she found a missing disk labeled "payroll data" on the bathroom floor of her company. When she put it in her computer, it launched a Trojan and compromised her computer. She just bit a Road Apple.
by Lexlex69 July 20, 2008
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7.
A woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. Ugly faced redneck-y slut type woman with no couth. Easy bee-yatch.
Carls' new girlfriend is a road apple, she needs to learn some manners.
by Julie F August 09, 2005
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