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1. road apples
horse shit on the road
by crap magnet May 25, 2003 add a video
2. Road apples
A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"
During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."
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