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ripped off my ass 

a state of intoxication usually from using marijuana. To be extremely high.
Dick Cheney: So what'd you do on Saturday?
George Bush: I smoked some amazing bud and got ripped off my ass when I was supposed to be helping Jenna with her homework.
ripped off my ass by budd April 24, 2005

Ripped Off

Term used to describe how voters felt after the 2000 and 2004 elections. We're still stuck with the Bush Regime and America is still screwed.
Bush and his family ripped us off in the 2000 election in Florida.
Ripped Off by LordRemus November 3, 2004

ripped off

This is when you are expecting a lare sum of money from your parents for working all summer, and you dont get any of it because your parents dont love you.
Jon H: hey it is time for my money.
Lisa H: I think not.
Bob H: You got owned Jon
Jon H: Man i got ripped off.
ripped off by roettger May 28, 2006

Ripped off the Bandaid 

Trying to be friends with the person who dumped you
Trying to feel better, but making it worse
Breaking '"no-contact"and regretting it
Exposing yourself to being rejected again
I ripped off the Bandaid and messaged him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and slept with him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and checked his Facebook
I ripped off the Bandaid and sent him a selfie
I ripped off the Bandaid and googled his female Facebook friends
Ripped off the Bandaid by Shombie October 3, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026