right nut

the position of a passenger in the back seat of a vehicle, directly behind the person in shotgun position

"Right nut! I ain't sittin bitch or left nut. <Insert driver's name here> always pushes their seat back!"

by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

right nut

The often left out brother of left nut

I'd cut off my left nut to see that!(Totally forgotten)

by Kevin January 4, 2005

animal rights nut

a person with their priorities so far out of whack, that it is both pitiful and annoying. instead of focusing their attention on issues that really matter like out of control crime rates, global starvation or sex offenders, they wine about the man deer hunting to try to feed his family because our country is in a recession and it is a long cherished tradition passed down from father to son for hundreds of years. most of these nuts go as far as trying to strip these rights from us because they cant imagine themselves harvesting an animal for their family. so, in a display of infinite ignorance they think that if they wouldnt do it that it isnt right. this last is particularly amusing because most of these idiots are some form of Christian and according to the Bible, people were given domain over the animals and the animals were given to us for food. animal rights nuts dont understand that the deer population is higher now than it was when the pilgrims settled in.

guy 1: what should i get for my mother in law's birthday?

guy 2: what is she into?

guy 1: shes an animal rights nut.

guy 2: so, she is into sodomy huh? you should give her a picture of you in a leather jacket, eating a steak and wasting some of it. after that, since she is an idiot, you should kick her in the vag.

by kc512 March 7, 2010

My right nut

Not the left one

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one

by 2k quani October 17, 2016

Animal rights nut

A term used out of ignorance to refer to people that feel strongly about animal cruelty and want non-human animal to be treated with respect. Some people fail to understand that non-human animals can suffer both physically and emotionally just like humans can and so think it's ridiculous that anyone would care about the suffering of an animal. Animal rights nuts do not have their priorities wrong just because they choose animal rights as their main concern and this does not mean that they care about non-humans more than humans it just means that they can extend there compassion beyond their own species. Whether you want to believe it or not animals suffer a lot for people's trivial gains such as food that you don't need and fur and leather that you do not need. And people who use the term animal rights nut think that it's wrong people care about this and want to stop it.

Guy 1: Who's that?

Guy 2: An animal rights nut.

Guy 1: Oh so she believes that suffering of an animal is wrong?

Guy 2: Yeah, ridiculous right?

by JL1955 May 13, 2014

left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"

*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle

by applealex November 30, 2009

right on the nuts

Exactly, in terms of amount of time or quantity.
Perfectly, in terms of actions performed.

Did you hear? Brieanna guessed the number of jellybeans in the mason jar right on the nuts.

What a dawg! Joe got to the airport right on the nuts to catch his plane to Vegas.

Whoa! John hit that four-wood right on the nuts.

by sweetdoc65 September 14, 2009