by applealex December 3, 2009

he shot him
English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"
by applealex December 3, 2009

by applealex February 3, 2010

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope
Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
by applealex October 6, 2009

"Today on Ghost Hunters we'll be in... wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a 'dink' is there a spooky ghost here?"
by applealex December 1, 2009

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.
while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones
metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones
metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
by applealex November 15, 2009

What MySpace puts in place to stop spammers by limiting how many comments, friend requests, and messages a person can send in a given day or timeframe.
Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"
Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"
*person tries to send a message*
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom
by applealex February 7, 2010
