applealex's definitions

Vintage Faire

A 2 story mall in Modesto, CA that features stores like Sears, Macys, Vans, and of course an Apple Store

took me half an hour to find the bathrooms at Vintage Faire

by applealex September 26, 2009

MySpace

MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos

MySpace sucks ass

by applealex February 7, 2010

Nevel

The gay little 11 yearold on iCarly

Nevel: Get ready Carly for a real kiss, from a real man....... mother run a bath!!

by applealex December 8, 2009

Ghost Hunters

The gayest show in the fucking world

"Today on Ghost Hunters we'll be in... wait what was that? did you hear that? it sounded like a 'dink' is there a spooky ghost here?"

by applealex December 1, 2009

popped a cap in his ass

he shot him

English teacher "you have to use proper English when you're writing summaries in your reading log. is 'he popped a cap in his ass' proper English? no"

by applealex December 3, 2009

MacBook Air

A laptop that Apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a Manila Envelope

Person 1: Hey let's buy a MacBook Air
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it fits in an envelope
Person 2: why the fuck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?

by applealex October 6, 2009

Enough is Enough

a term popularized by Samuel L. Jackson in snakes on a pane

Enough is Enough I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthfuckin plane.

by applealex December 3, 2009