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Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs
Adam: laughs
by applealex October 4, 2009
Get the I'm gonna kick your goldfish assmug. Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.
while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones
metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones
metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
by applealex November 15, 2009
Get the metal detectormug. Apple's newest iProduct
The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499
Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide
The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499
Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide
by applealex February 2, 2010
Get the iPadmug. What MySpace puts in place to stop spammers by limiting how many comments, friend requests, and messages a person can send in a given day or timeframe.
Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"
Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"
*person tries to send a message*
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom
by applealex February 7, 2010
Get the daily usage limitmug. Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
by applealex March 17, 2010
Get the Mark Zuckerbergmug. by applealex February 18, 2010
Get the Don Gorskemug. by applealex December 3, 2009
Get the Enough is Enoughmug.