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Definitions by applealex

A word that girls use so they can have something to bitch about
*girl walks into room*
"Gosh it's so stuffy in here"
Stuffy by applealex March 27, 2010

Mark Zuckerberg 

Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
Mark Zuckerberg by applealex March 17, 2010

Cheeseburger bill 

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity
Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill
Cheeseburger bill by applealex February 18, 2010

Don Gorske 

A man who has eaten over 23,000 Big Macs

he's surprisingly skinny and somewhat healthy
Don Gorske is a true Big Mac enthusiast
Don Gorske by applealex February 18, 2010

daily usage limit 

What MySpace puts in place to stop spammers by limiting how many comments, friend requests, and messages a person can send in a given day or timeframe.

Basically it's MySpace's way of saying "get the fuck off and get a fucking life"
*person tries to send a message*
Person: sounds great, see you there
MySpace: Warning, you have exceeded your daily usage limit
Person: fuck you Tom
daily usage limit by applealex February 7, 2010
MySpace was founded on 3 simple principles:

1. Skanky pictures of skanky people doing skanky things
2. crappy bands
3. profile pages you can customize into an incoherent garbled mess of flashing pictures and Jack Johnson videos
MySpace sucks ass
MySpace by applealex February 7, 2010
What happens when you spin and spin the wheel of an iPod to the point that it freezes
Person: I kept spinning through the songs in my iPod so much that it had an iOrgasm and froze
iOrgasm by applealex February 3, 2010