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iOrgasm

What happens when you spin and spin the wheel of an iPod to the point that it freezes
Person: I kept spinning through the songs in my iPod so much that it had an iOrgasm and froze
by applealex February 3, 2010
mugGet the iOrgasmmug.

left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"
*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle
by applealex November 29, 2009
mugGet the left nut, right nutmug.

Zunephone

Microsoft's response to the iPhone, coming in 2013. 6 years late like the Zune
Steve Jobs: iPhone!, bitch
Steve Ballmer: Zunephone!, asshole
by applealex February 3, 2010
mugGet the Zunephonemug.

Mark Zuckerberg

Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
by applealex March 17, 2010
mugGet the Mark Zuckerbergmug.

metal detector

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.

while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones

metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
by applealex November 15, 2009
mugGet the metal detectormug.

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode
Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs
by applealex October 4, 2009
mugGet the I'm gonna kick your goldfish assmug.

Don Gorske

A man who has eaten over 23,000 Big Macs

he's surprisingly skinny and somewhat healthy
Don Gorske is a true Big Mac enthusiast
by applealex February 18, 2010
mugGet the Don Gorskemug.

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